Ghost

The Unfit Ghost

V:19/20

She spends her day

Floating from Xbox

To PS3

With a few sightings

In the lounge

On the WI

With also

Occasional TV

Mostly though lap top

No sightings

 In the kitchen

Doing something of note

Maybe a vampire had haunted here

As snow white hair was here

Only care

I’m told this wasn’t a bad home

So she had no missing

Chromosome

And the blackberry

 Bought of over time

At the old folks home

Was white

 So glad was mum

As she really wanted black

Though Cher Lloyd

Has one so it’s spared going back!

Maybe she is

Second coming of Cheryl Cole?

Though I doubt

 There will never be a blue plague

To remember us of that fact

 Just last year

 A few sightings at the job Centre

“I will get you off your arse!”

Said the nasty lady

The ghost

 “Sorry

Mum and Dad

 But you’re still going to have to pay

As no one is talking to me that way!!”

What with the tread mill

Face book and twitter

I have my day planed

You see?

Though with good sentiment

And im sure I will float around

With Mr Sheene

 Though the indents in the sofa

 Could lead to I’m having mother over?

But

 I’m a little diva

Because mum and dad got me mirror

Just to say that!

So basically I do nout

Don’t need to walk my dog

Just stop in all time

Wow that’s sounds

Like a cheesy line

Of My mum’s friend

Trying to be in words immortal

Guess im a lamb to this slaughter?

Glad im not his daughter

Oh how I pray I never see the day

They get together

As I would rather be captured

By ghost busters 3

Our for all eternity trapped

In my WI